

RIVER: Miranda! *Kicks everybody's ass, including Jayne's* SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE: River, set kickass mode ON! WEIRD ASIAN-LOOKING ADVERTISEMENT: I'm not a subliminal message! KAYLEE (to MAL): Gorrammit, I totally wanted to jump his bones!

SIMON: Boy, I totally wanted to jump her bones. KAYLEE: I guess this is goodbye, but because I'm too scared to tell you I totally want to jump your bones, I'll give you advice instead. SIMON: How dare you risk River's life! We're off the ship next chance we get! They never lie down.ĮVERYBODY ELSE: We're going to ignore that bit of foreshadowing because she's always spouting crazy shit like that.
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SERENITY: *Scoops up away team, plus a piece of the Reaver ship* REAVERS: Aw, man, why'd you hafta go spoil our dinner? MAL: No! I have to show how dark I am in this movie! *Knocks him down* This is what I do.įANS: WOW! That shot went on for like ten minutes without a single cut! That was way cool! Wait a minute, where are Inara and Book?ĮVERYBODY ELSE: Run away like little girls! SIMON: You can't take my sister along on this dangerous job!

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If you saw the series you know I totally want to jump Simon's bones. KAYLEE: I'm the cute, happy, earthy mechanic. If you saw the series, you know I fought in the big war with Mal and then married Wash. ZOE: I'm a bigger badass than he'll ever be, even though I only have one gun. If you saw the series, you know there's a town where they think I'm like Robin Hood.

JAYNE: I'm a badass with lots of big guns.
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WASH: (deadpan) Oh god, oh god, we're all going to die?įANS SEEING THE MOVIE FOR THE FIRST TIME: LOL! Even if Whedon kills off a character, as he's been known to do, it couldn't possibly be Wash!įANS SEEING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE JOSS WHEDON IS OUR MASTER: Whedon, you bastard! By the way, if you saw the series, you know I'm the lovable, mild-mannered pilot with a deadpan sense of humor. PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T SEEN THE SERIES: Why is everybody cheering? SERENITY: *Flies through space, goes in for re-entry* JOSS WHEDON: Wasn't that a cool bunch of transitions? Now watch the intro scene designed for people who haven't seen the series! I promise you'll like it anyway! OPERATIVE: Now where are you hiding, little girl? OPERATIVE: *kills guards, paralyzes doctor with Secret Vulcan Hip Pinch, kneels with sword upraised* This is a good death. OPERATIVE: You idiot, you put key members of Parliament in a room with a psychic! You should fall on your sword. SIMON: *Stuns everybody with some funky device and rescues River* SIMON IN MILITARY DRAG: Do I make you nervous? *Pokes pen into River's head*ĭOCTOR: Ah, she's dreaming again. YOUNG RIVER: I don't care, you're meddlesome and you poke things into people's heads. We're good and noble and only want to help everybody, and we'll totally kick your ass if you dare say different. Even worse, you'll have to live with the knowledge that I don't care.) (And if you can't stand to see this movie spoofed, you'll hate me. If you read this before you see the movie, you will hate yourself! Additionally, it explores those cult features of Serenity-a playful engagement with genre, with high and low culture, with gender roles-that predisposed it to such a fierce following, one that would follow Whedon into future series and blockbuster projects such as The Avengers.(With apologies to Joss Whedon, and to the author of " The Silmarillion in 1000 Words".)Ĭontains many major spoilers do not link to this page without a warning! This book examines the relationship between the film and its peculiar cult following, largely established before a cult object even existed, and situates the film in relation to the series and its other transmedia continuations to plumb the status of different media texts and their platforms. A minor box-office success upon first release, Serenity continues to be a sci-fi favorite, attracting fans, cosplayers, fan fiction authors, and more to conventions and charity screenings internationally. Mourning their loss, fans of the show fought for more, making Serenity not just a cult film but a monument to cultdom. The cult television icon's feature directorial debut functions as an extension of his canceled Fox series Firefly. Joss Whedon’s Serenity (2005) is at once a symbol of failure and a triumphant success of fan activism.
